The Huddersfield Duck Whisperer offers specialist services for anyone dealing with difficult ducks, misunderstood geese, or overly confident swans.

Founded by local wildlife enthusiast Barry “The Quacker” Thompson, the business began after Barry successfully convinced a particularly aggressive park duck to stop chasing joggers.

Services include:

Duck behaviour consultation

Pond harmony coaching

Goose conflict mediation

Emergency bread ration negotiations

Barry claims he can “speak fluent duck,” although scientists remain unconvinced.

Regardless, Huddersfield’s ducks seem happier, joggers feel safer, and Barry has finally found a career that makes sense of the last 20 years of feeding ducks in Greenhead Park.